‘HAVING A COW’ at Tigertail Beach

By Maria Lamb

For the past week beachcombers have been amooosed by a herd of cows that managed to steak their claim to a patch of sand on the gulf side of Tigertail Beach.

People herded themselves to the exhibit, and left udderly amazed by the whimsical sand sculptures. It was rumored that a dairy farmer from Michigan and his children created the sand sculptures of life-size cows, complete with entertaining captions. These Grade A Prime bulls and heifers strike various poses as they tan their hides under the hot Marco Island sun, including one prized steer sporting a presidential-style coconut hair comb-over.